nosier than the quadruple n herself.

Nosy.

People.

Annoy.

Me.

As.

Does.

This.

Annoying.

Type.

Of.

Typing.

Being slightly above average on the intelligence scale (or so I enjoy thinking 🙂 ), I realize that the name of this website is, in fact, “Noisy, Nerd, NOSY Nora”.

Yes. I am nosy.

BUT IN A QUIET, RESERVED (ha), TO-MY-SELF( double ha ) WAY!

Yes, I do share the gossip with my cloooooosest (ew) friends. But that is more quiet than the people who are sitting next to me during speech class, trying to read my still-in-progress Nx4 entry and hollering as loud as their large vocal chords can go, “NORA PAT ROGERS IS WRITING HER OWN BLOG?!?! LOCATED AT WWW.JUNKINMAHCRANIUM.WORDPRESS.COM?? AND SHE’SWRITING ABOUT UMBILLICAL CORDS? NOOO WAYYY!!! EVERYONE COME LOOKY LOOKY!!!

I.

Hate.

These.

People.

Yes, I am writing a blog entry. Yes, I happen to be writing the words “umbillical cords”. I happen to be talking about pregnant women, their babies, and belly buttons on them and also large people. You would have known that and understood if you had just asked me, in a hushed tone (seeing as we’re in the library, smart thang), what I was doing. You wouldn’t have had to scream it out in the library and I wouldn’t’ve had to hear that chorus of  “What the fuck?”‘s, and “What’s a umbrella cord?”‘s, and “A blog is like porn, right?”‘s, and lastly, my favorite, the “NORA IS A DIRTY WHORE LOLLLL LET’S GO LOOK DOOD!”.

Honestly. I heard every single one of those. Including the acronyms.

I got so angry, I accidentally deleted 700 words of that already-1600 word blog, then posted it, so the changes were not saved. I got even more angry and deleted the entry, shut down the computer using the unsafe-button-manuever, and stormed into the bathroom.

IGNORANT ASSHOLES MAKE ME WANT TO SMACK THEM WITH FISH. AIIIEEEEEEEEEE! 😡

Nora.

PS. Pictures of umbillical cords actually kind of scare me. >>

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~ by junkinmahcranium on April 28, 2009.

One Response to “nosier than the quadruple n herself.”

  1. I didn’t comment on this earlyer? or was my comment deleted? but i was looking at the link u posted and was wondering, since when did wikipedia have porn?

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