this is why I love my best friend.

This is it, folks. THIS IS WHY I LOVE MARISSA.

dorkasaurausly (10:48:58 PM): “danno?” yeah hello. this is noras “mobff” which is really none of your business, you manbitch. manwhore. IN FACT, take away the fucking man. because no respectful man would go on and on telling a girl he used to (and PROBABLY STILL DOES!!!!! i will so get to that later) like that he got his first kiss and then disclose OTHER INFORMATION. do you know anything about women? or you just the pathetic, whiney, DESPERATE 7th grader that everyone thinks you are? do you know how much it fucking hurts when a guy, especially a FRIEND you had a falling out with, asks you out and then GOES THROUGH LIKE WAHT…3 girls? what kind of whore are you? so fucking stay away from her. OKAY?! go whine to your mommy if this hurts ur little manwhore feelings. oh right, JERKWHORE feelings. bye!
spanjada (10:49:17 PM): ?
dorkasaurausly (10:49:45 PM): JERKWHORE CANT READ?
spanjada (10:50:11 PM): who the hell r u
dorkasaurausly (10:50:21 PM): NORAS BEST FRIEND
dorkasaurausly (10:50:26 PM): ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUCKING STUPID?
dorkasaurausly (10:50:40 PM): JERKWHORE…CANT READ…OR UNDERSTAND………..OOOOOOH LOSER.
dorkasaurausly (10:50:56 PM): aww ur whining to nora…OOOH TELL ON ME
spanjada (10:50:58 PM): Tell me ur name….
dorkasaurausly (10:51:02 PM): TELL ON ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
dorkasaurausly (10:51:05 PM): AWWW MY NAME?
dorkasaurausly (10:51:14 PM): ARE U GONNA TELL UR MOMMMY ON MEEEEE??
dorkasaurausly (10:51:16 PM): MOMMYYYYYY
dorkasaurausly (10:51:54 PM): girlfriend got ur tounge?
dorkasaurausly (10:52:21 PM): HAHA OOH IM A BITCH
dorkasaurausly (10:52:22 PM): yeah
dorkasaurausly (10:52:25 PM): thats me.
dorkasaurausly (10:52:41 PM): IM A BITCH FOR GOING STANDING UP FOR MY BEST FRIEND.
dorkasaurausly (10:53:03 PM): watch your language young man
dorkasaurausly (10:53:09 PM): thats for BIG KIDS
dorkasaurausly (10:53:29 PM): how would your momy feel if she knew u used the F WORD
spanjada (10:53:32 PM): fuck u
dorkasaurausly (10:53:33 PM): DROPPED AN F BOMB
dorkasaurausly (10:53:45 PM): oh…my…god….i am so FUCKING SCARED.
dorkasaurausly (10:54:11 PM): you are a jerk, no better than garbage, treating girls like prizes, things to brag about..WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? SICK BASTARD!
dorkasaurausly (10:54:27 PM): OH NO YOU DIDNT
dorkasaurausly (10:54:33 PM): “DIRTY SLUTBAG”
dorkasaurausly (10:54:42 PM): WAHT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!?!?!?!
dorkasaurausly (10:54:45 PM): i am serious.
dorkasaurausly (10:54:54 PM): i dont understand why you would do this.
dorkasaurausly (10:54:56 PM): its wrong.
dorkasaurausly (10:55:03 PM): nora was your friend?
dorkasaurausly (10:55:06 PM): a GOOD friend!
dorkasaurausly (10:55:14 PM): you called her ur “bff”!
dorkasaurausly (10:55:30 PM): “danno”, U DO CARE WHAT SHE THINKS.
spanjada (10:55:37 PM): Idc what u think ur worse than nora
dorkasaurausly (10:56:07 PM): YEAH. well thats not for yuo to decide is it? ITS CALLED LOYALTY
dorkasaurausly (10:56:14 PM): if u had any friends, u would know that.
dorkasaurausly (10:56:56 PM): really…do you always treat girls this way?
dorkasaurausly (10:57:07 PM): swearing at them and using foul language?
dorkasaurausly (10:57:14 PM): because we have a hard enough time as it is
dorkasaurausly (10:57:23 PM): we dont need this shit
spanjada (10:57:37 PM): u are shit
dorkasaurausly (10:57:43 PM): oooh thats a good one.
dorkasaurausly (10:57:47 PM): you should be proud.
dorkasaurausly (10:59:34 PM): its funny because i think that last time i swore this much was when someone was being a fucking jerk to ME and nora was defending me. ITS WHAT PEOPLE DO. people with FRIENDS defend each other and dont MISTREAT others for NO APPARENT reason. i have no other choice but to decide that you must be a creature…a monster. yes thats it, a crazy, sexist monster.
dorkasaurausly (10:59:59 PM): got nothing to say?
dorkasaurausly (11:00:06 PM): OHHH HES SPEECHLESS?
dorkasaurausly (11:00:48 PM): YOU CANT FUCKING HIT A GIRL
dorkasaurausly (11:00:54 PM): WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
dorkasaurausly (11:01:37 PM): well, since u arent answering…i am going to assume that i win.
dorkasaurausly (11:01:41 PM): you have nothing to say.
dorkasaurausly (11:01:53 PM): you are crying on your floor and your mom is rocking you back and forth
dorkasaurausly (11:02:21 PM): i actually like moms…moms are nice. they birthed us…but there are times to let go. let go of mommy.
dorkasaurausly (11:03:38 PM): YOU TOLD NORA THAT U WERE STILL BREATFEEDING!!!!!! OH MY GOD
dorkasaurausly (11:04:03 PM): LET GO.
dorkasaurausly (11:04:09 PM): in more ways than one!!!!!
dorkasaurausly (11:04:14 PM): DRINK YOUR OWN MILK.
dorkasaurausly (11:04:22 PM): pour into glass…
dorkasaurausly (11:04:27 PM): DRINK
dorkasaurausly (11:04:59 PM): im sorry i meant “BREASTFEEDING”
dorkasaurausly (11:05:07 PM): but im sure u get the point
dorkasaurausly (11:07:51 PM): and all of this leads me to my point…..
dorkasaurausly (11:09:44 PM): YOU ARE  A DESPERATE JERKWHORE.
dorkasaurausly (11:09:56 PM): who is too scared to say anything back
spanjada signed off at 11:14:25 PM.
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I just fucking love it.
N

PS. A hilarious picture I found of me from December-Januaryish time. Small eyebrows and sadness about life, but always willing to take amusing shots on my mobuff’s laptop. Ah, the humor. :

Photo 548

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~ by junkinmahcranium on July 14, 2009.

3 Responses to “this is why I love my best friend.”

  1. I HATE YOU.
    WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
    Wow, I used to be such a badass. xD
    Oh my god I love the part where I’m like, “jerkwhore can’t read?”
    THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL! “i actually like moms…moms are nice. they birthed us…but there are times to let go. let go of mommy.”
    “dorkasaurausly (11:04:14 PM): DRINK YOUR OWN MILK.
    dorkasaurausly (11:04:22 PM): pour into glass…
    dorkasaurausly (11:04:27 PM): DRINK”
    Wow.
    Also, my username? Dinolicious.
    I hate you and love you for posting this.
    =]

    PS. My grammar was fail.

    • HAHAHA I knew you would. MY favorite part is, “spanjada (10:53:32 PM): fuck u
      dorkasaurausly (10:53:33 PM): DROPPED AN F BOMB”. And I dunno why, ahhahaha.

      ❤ ❤ ❤

  2. GO M-DAWG!!!
    So is this a warning to your commenters that if they mess with you they get the M-Dawg?
    I also love how this whole thing went down in less than 20 minutes, and he only send like 5 messages.
    =D

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