people have no sense(s) of humor .. and they’re jerks!

People really have no sense of humor. These people are usually stupid. Let’s observe the following:

You: Ello there 🙂
Stranger: hey, asl?
You: 91 F Greenland
You: You?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

——–

You: Ello 🙂
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: and u?
You: I’m alright, thanks.
Stranger: asl?
You: 91 F Greenland, yourself?
Stranger: 16/f/uk
You: Shweet.
Stranger: wow… 91?
You: “Of course”
Stranger: u r the oldest person here
You: Nah, I met a hot 93 year old on here two weeks ago.
You: ^^
Stranger: really?
You: At least he said. He looked about 80 in his pic so I can’t be sure.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I mean, OBVIOUSLY I am not 91. You don’t know how many conversations I’ve had where I’ve said I’m 90-ish and people believe me. Even if there are really old people on Omegle, they do not say stuff like “Shweet”. IDIOTSIDIOTSIDIOTSIDIOTSIDIOTSSSSS. God.

I only answer with outrageous ages because I absolutely hate that “asl?” question. Why in the world do you need to know how old I am, what “parts” I have, and where I’m located in order to have a conversation with me? Can’t we just talk nicely and get to know each other like REAL human beings?

I’m so glad that “IRL”(in real life for you 91 year old females from Greenland out there), you don’t have to go up to someone and say “Hey, ASL?” because you usually know where they are and their location by looking at them, and can guess their age. But even if someone did do that to me “IRL”, I would either kick them in the sensetive areas, or actually say “91 F Greenland”. And, I wouldn’t say “Female”. I would say “Eff.”

I hate people sometimes.

Well, after the stupid, unfunny people you have the jerks:

You: Ello 🙂
Stranger: oi .
You: How’re you?
Stranger: just fine … u? i gess.
You: I’m good, thanks .. I think.
You: What’re you up to?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I mean WTF? What did I do to you? “You .. I guess”??!?!? YOU GUESS? You just GUESS you’ll ask me how I am, seeing as I very politely asked your cruddy self how you were feeling?! ARG!

More insanity:

You: Hi 🙂
You: Are you, by any chance, a nerdfighter?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WHY? Why do people reject the awesome? Why do they close down something so beautiful? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY!?

And those ignorant bastards!:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ello! 🙂
Stranger: hey faggot
You: Er.
You: I’m straight.
You: But thanks.
Stranger: you type like a faggot
You: You type like an asshole.
You have disconnected.

And then, ohhhh and then, you have the sexual fanatics:

Stranger: BISEXUAL?
You: Er, not usually.
Stranger: oh
You: Sorry to disappoint.
Stranger: if you got to know me would you atleast act like it to make me feel better?
You: Er .. “act like it”?
Stranger: as in
Stranger: talk dirty to me, nothing big
Stranger: just enough to make me feel better
You: Er. I’m straight as a ruler, dearie, my sincerest apologies. Aren’t there sex lines for that kind of thing?
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: sorry to bother you =\
You: That’s alright.
Stranger: so wanna cyber?
You have disconnected.

And then you have the geographically and culturally challenged!:

Stranger: so you located in asia?
You: Nope.
Stranger: so where?

AS IF THERE IS NOWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD FOR ME TO BE LOCATED?! Ugh.

Nothing else to say. Crazy Omegle, CRAZY!

~ by junkinmahcranium on April 17, 2009.